banging and mashing the bangers

Only a week after the Bou' learned that California is also responsible for producing lesbian kickboxing porn movies (more on that later) Californian kickboxers are in the news again.

in a word:

AWESOME.

Apparently the state was sued by a drunk kickboxer on a motorcycle who ran over a bunch of pigs on a highway.

which of the following is the lamest?:

1) drunk kickboxers in wheelchairs

2) wild pigs tearin' it up in beachfront communities

3) California allowing itself to be sued for not keeping wild animals off the street so that drunk kickboxers don't have to worry about maintaining proper stopping distances in beachfront communities?

it's not just two buttons, you have to push one of them twice!

alternatively, one could just suppose that finding the 11 key was taking too long.

yes, a paralegal is being defended by his employer (former employer?) after bashing the head in of an alleged home intruder, cutting said head off, along with the limbs, and burying all the parts up in the mountains.

the claimed defense (only in California would this work) "I didn't have time to dial 911" - before his trip to the mountains I suppose.

what's interesting to the Bou' is that the victim/alleged assailant is still unidentified.

Ahhhh Fresno.