Wednesday, October 1, 2008

sir, you forgot your mcribs!

ah los angeles, where grown men punch teenage girls in the face (multiple times) for arguing with them about cutting in line.

safe bets those kids will blame all women for the beating they received in the car too.

The Bou' has said it before and he'll say it again: all those beef steroids are no good for developing temper management skills.

Also, the Bou' has to just say "McRib, WTF?" Some genius in Brookfield probably got a fat bonus for coming up with the idea of making a mcnugget process that could make processed red meat look like a bovine exoskeleton.

This "incident" also provides opportunity to address a key issue here - if California is kicked out of the union, won't it impact plush corporate headquarters in places like Illinois? No!! Haven't you ever heard of outsourcing? It's all the rage in sprawling suburban corporate headquarters the globe over.

The Bou' is so lovin' it.

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

yoga mats

Look, roll on the ground all you want; I know plenty of three year olds and they seem to enjoy it just fine.

I'm not suggesting that there is anything wrong with it even, but none of the three year olds I know carry around a little rolled up mat just for rolling around on.

We all know the real reason is because you are trying to identify members of your open secret club - HEY! I DO YOGA TOO!!! LOOK AT ME!!! WE'RE SO CALM AND COOL!!! except, actually, you're like three year olds than need special diapers to play on ground.




Also: Whose dumbass idea was it to make them "calming" colors like play-doh purple and orange mold green? BOGUS.

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