porn scion anniversary matricide

Finally, some quality crime in Marin county! I am so sick of all these reports of kids throwing water balloons in Tiburon (DAMN KIDS!!!) and nuisance dog calls in San Rafael (STOP BARKING FIDO!!).

What we need is son of a porn king (excellent title SF chronicle!) whose father murdered his own brother and died 1 year to the day on the date jr decided to bash his ex's head in with a baseball bat and kidnap the now motherless 1 year old on her birthday.

i want everything - nothing less

yeesh

Yesterday a group of us piled into an english performance sport utility vehicle, drove to the extreme trailhead with the best parking and went for a scramble. Afterwards we barbequed organic pizzas from local produce on a large deck and debated which wine to pair with the local catch fish while talking about custom bicycles and best bicycle commuting routes.

Throw in a little conversation about interesting intellectual property cases and the problems with finding good partners for private planes and you've pretty much got what I'd call a quintessential Californian weekend.

marin's illiterate

I was in Marin county the day before yesterday (returning organic milk which was spoiled when I opened it the morning after I purchased it) when a gentleman asked the cashier in front of me to fill out his "saver" card application.

She was somewhat incredulous, then realized the reason, which he mentioned under his breath: he could not read or write well enough to do so on his own.

WHAT? in MARIN COUNTY of all places.

Can the Bou' get a WTF?

yes, yes he can.

WTF?

wait for it....wait for it

there it is!

in the last paragraph.

"I used to leave notes on Hummers, how inconsiderate it was for the rest of us"

Ahhh San Francisco.

To be fair - I actually saw a Hummer yesterday in Marin county. really - I swear.

bolinas - where counter culter meets ass whooping mahem

there are few things more awesome than a bunch of hippies getting together and beating the shit out of a homeless person.

then again, there are few things more californian than bolinas, which is famously located only 2 miles from somewhere.