Here's one for the little people
Every once in a while the Bou' gets all excited for the little people (not minikiss, but I like them too) - your average Jane or John Doe; the proud Californian who says "it's time for me to make a point!"
Today, that person is Diane Craig, 64, of none other than the weathiest zip code in the greater San Francisco bay area - Danville!
Diane decided it was time to do something about high gas prices so she bought a bunch eco friendly (I am assuming here) pressed fire logs and set them on fire in a bunch of gas station bathrooms.
She did the same to a Starbucks for good measure too.
I know what you're probably thinking is the upper peninsula right now: "good, let 'em burn - who cares!?"
Well not so fast my friends. This insanity can spread like wildfire. If you're not careful to cut off the arm that offends thee or some other kind of mixed metaphor you can end up with cancer on your brain or something.
So do your part, and tell all your friends to kick California out of the Union before you get the urge to go buy some javalogs and start torchin' the neighborhood quickie mart.
Today, that person is Diane Craig, 64, of none other than the weathiest zip code in the greater San Francisco bay area - Danville!
Diane decided it was time to do something about high gas prices so she bought a bunch eco friendly (I am assuming here) pressed fire logs and set them on fire in a bunch of gas station bathrooms.
She did the same to a Starbucks for good measure too.
I know what you're probably thinking is the upper peninsula right now: "good, let 'em burn - who cares!?"
Well not so fast my friends. This insanity can spread like wildfire. If you're not careful to cut off the arm that offends thee or some other kind of mixed metaphor you can end up with cancer on your brain or something.
So do your part, and tell all your friends to kick California out of the Union before you get the urge to go buy some javalogs and start torchin' the neighborhood quickie mart.
Labels: boobs, coffee equals gas, here's one for the little people, minikiss, the man harshing mellows, yes - that retarded
