Tuesday, January 6, 2009

proof of concept

A lot of people have been asking the Bou' exactly what would happen if California was kicked out of the union.

Well, I think it's pretty obvious that the first thing that would happen would be that Vermont would no longer be embarrassed by having its state seal near the state seal of California.

After that though, I'm pretty sure that laser guns will be put on Angel island.

Oh yeah, remember star wars - the idea that for a few trillion dollars lasers would defeat communism? Well, yep, California invented that too.

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Friday, April 11, 2008

muscle beach

weightlifting. in public. yep.

what makes muscle beach so perfectly californian is that to be governors, to be movie stars, and to be executed murderous gang members all hang out together, and then in a truly californian fit of californianess, don't hang out together when the chips are down.

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