64 year old strippers

Most people think of strippers as, well, not old. Apparently this is not so in California.

Strange to be famous for getting fake tits, but hey, I guess it takes all kinds.

the cougar distracts the wolf pups from her cub

the working title of this post was "do you boys want a pop or a shasta?"

If only Mutual of Omaha had been Mutual of California we'd have a spectacular episode from this one.

Yes, not only is having sex with multiple teenage boys a sure fire way to distract them from your daughter, it takes a police department 42 pages to describe the scenario.

Thank you California.


Addendum - in all fairness to the mom, having a teenage daughter when you are only 30 means, well, you do the math.

due process for the nekkid

sure, people who have a strong desire to hand pieces of paper out to members of the public while wearing only a mustache are generally regarded as total freaks, but let's not forget that they have due process rights too. okay?

I mean, you can't go and change a rule about enforcing the law without a fair shot at being naked at a city council meeting can you?


no; no you can't - this is california.

public breast exams

the entire city of san francisco turned into a women only hooters this weekend and featured a massive unclothing and groping session in the name of breast awareness.

anything I could say about it would be repeating exactly what was contained in this news report.