palm springs = 9th ring

here's a challenge:

try and prevent one person associated with palm springs from going to hell.

palm springs is so wrong that padre pio and mother teresa would be shat from the rectum of damocles directly into the 9th circle of dante's inferno for playing 18 holes here.

yes, there is no water here. sure, they call it palm springs; find one - I dare you.

where does all the water come from and why is it either being spilled on the ground or put into little plastic bottles?

I used to hang out here with gerald ford in the winter time and play pinochle and golf on alternate days. The dates were pretty good. (not like from Basra, but hey, how could they be?) These days, there're no dates left, just golf courses and RV parking communities behind stucco fences. Apparently no one but Hillary Clinton plays pinochle any more either.

I miss Gerald.

Just the same, this waste land should be banished from the United States.

fashionistas that are basically naked

It's entirely possible that Boutros' problem is that he is at the Coachella music festival (undoubtedly the subject of a future post), but I've got to point out that wearing as close to nothing as possible but calling it fashion is approximately totally bogus.

You are trying to be naked in public, not fashionable.

In addition to faux vintage tshirts that you can see through being worn with no undergarments, the Bou has noticed actual breasts hanging out of clothes with people completely oblivious to them (well, the rightful owners were oblivious, everyone else seemed to notice).

Yes, it's hot in the dessert. No, being naked is probably not the best solution to the heat.

I will again point to our donation page. For far less than the $400 that fashionistas spend to be naked you can sleep well knowing we're doing our part to relegate these ladies to the same status of San Tropez - as in OUT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!