Tuesday, January 6, 2009

this industry ain't big enough for the boths of us

Los Angeles and Ventura counties, despite holding an industry the size of Hollywood to say nothing of 15+million people, apparently isn't big enough for two pornography companies that share the name Flynt.

Larry Flynt - of hustler industries fame -, after firing his nephews, is suing them for using the family name to make porno. I say porno instead of porn or pornography because, well, it's the Flynt family after all and they've got titles such as "Positive Exposure" and "Sex at Your Service" (I guess "sex at your cervix" was taken already).

Honestly the Bou' doesn't really no what to say about this one except pass the purell.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

more on california's conservative judges

A REAGAN APPOINTEE NOLESS!!!

making available your personal legal papers and pr0n on the same website is not such a good idea when you're a judge.

it's a really bad idea to have the existence thereof discovered the day before opening arguments in an obscenity trial over which you're presiding.

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

"the valley"

Okay, guess what? just because Los Angeles is the center of your world doesn't mean it's the center of THE world.

In fact, though it may be a strain for your smaller than average brain (scientific fact!) there are other valleys in the world. Not only that but there are bigger ones and ones that have more people in them. In fact, the only unique element of "the valley" when compared to all the other valleys in the world is that there is no valley that makes more PORN.

That's it.

This not so subtle self aggrandizing bogusness is a clarion call to the rest of humanity to donate right now so we can ensure that these denizens of and (worse!) migrants from "the valley" and the rest of their californian neighbors are given their rightful place away from the rest of us.

This spoon gagging bogosity is precisely what must be purged.

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