so many venues for flaming

when your mayor is highlighting the number of venues for being flaming, well, I mean the Bou' doesn't really know what to say to you san francisco.


The ACTUAL QUOTE: "But (Twitter) is not a forum for flaming. There are plenty of those in San Francisco."

one guess

The Bou'll give you one guess to figure out which city north of Daly City and south of the Golden Gate Bridge has an "Entertainment Commissioner" (A GOVERNMENT PAID POSITION) who just happens to own a building housing a strip club.

Insert song by the Jam here.

Some of you may be wondering which neighborhood the strip club is located in, so the Bou'll give you a little hint:

It's the neighborhood you're most likely to see a transgendered prostitute trying to decide which stump to shoot up in!

if san francisco was a turd

it would be steaming.

seriously folks:

is there one other place in the world you would think of when you read the line "a coed live-in commune dedicated to the female orgasm"?

no. no there is not

when drugs being prohibited at athletic events is news...

....you have a problem.

and I (do and) don't mean this:



but really san francisco, is this newsworthy? and does the paper have to pretend like it's the end of the world? I mean, the bou' knows your subscriptions are down, but sheesh.

dry humping dolce and gabbana's intellectual property for fun and leisure

Wow. The more quality time the Bou' spends on DJ Donovan's website the more he understands that certain kinds of people are just compulsively drawn to California.

a choice sample of quintessential hucksterism not seen since all the okies blew in from the dust bowl:

For the very first time in DJ Donovan's professional career, he will create a nostalgic collection of his biggest dancefloor anthems that best rocked his dancefloors at all of his most famous parties in 2008. So for all of you who love those certain "Donovan signature songs" that moved you on the floor and had you singing, this is your chance to obtain your Donovan favorites on one private "exclusive" CD collection not available for sale or in store. All of the songs from "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" were performed live by DJ Donovan during his set on New Year's Eve at City Hall. So for those who rang in the New Year's in Donovan's MAIN ROTUNDA ROOM can now take home the actual emotion and nostalgia of your San Francisco City Hall New Year's Eve 2008 experience with "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" CD. Only New Year's Eve at City Hall Ticketholders who purchase 2 or more pictures from Donovan's New Year's Eve @ City Hall photo gallery (coming soon) will receive a COMPLIMENTARY CD copy of "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" mailed directly to their home!

Now the Bou' is going to go wash the slime off his keyboard.

smugness as hell starts freezing

what happens when you want to rub california's awesome weather into everyone's face?

you include a news article that snow actually fell in a little corner of the city and then, to really rub it in, you include a link to the wikipedia page on snow in case no one is SF doesn't know what it is.

v is for victory!

homeless people are so prevalent in san francisco that, when the city decided to tear up the lawn in front of city hall to plant some locally grown produce, they had to hire security guards to stop the homeless people from eating the produce.

it costs them $3500 a week in security charges.

but hey, let's look into those charges... apparently it's not to protect the food from being eaten, it's to stop homeless people from peeing on the food. and how safe is san francisco's civic center at night? well the cost of security is high because apparently the security guards are afraid to be there by themselves amongst all the potentially peed on plants.

in case you were wondering, the plot is about 30 feet wide and 200 feet long, surrounded by a 3 foot high fence of hay.

now that's what the Bou' calls a victory garden!

san francisco no home for gafflers say police

it's official, the po-po says "you can't gaff people". which means it's now totally okay to buy drugs on the street!

100% PURE AWESOMENESS.

Gafflers be damned