when I hear the word Fido I reach for my gun

"I can touch it any time I like" is not something the Bou' ever likes to hear.

It's especially not something the Bou' likes to hear about someone's dead dog.

So I get that this is not a Californian story, I just ask why is the LATimes making this news? I can already see a sequel to Beverly Hills Chihuahua being made about how a talking rat wears a special vest made of magic chihuahua fur that allows it to talk.

Oh great, now I'm making the problem worse.

if san francisco was a turd

it would be steaming.

seriously folks:

is there one other place in the world you would think of when you read the line "a coed live-in commune dedicated to the female orgasm"?

no. no there is not

it would take a californian to think this is news

Yup, the LA Times is blown away that a bunch of goddamned hippies are buying all the Priuses. Well, duh.

Next you're going to tell me that people driving around drunk are more likely to smash into a random building full of stoners - oh wait.

See, what the LA Times has forgotten is that the rest of the United States of Americans already knows that California is the most Californian place in the world.

Duh people - it's called California for a reason.

i think i look just like my pet torture contest

good idea san francisco: force people to make their pets look like they think they look themselves.

will someone please stop this?

I would like the santa pez dispenser

and while you're at it, would you mind running my state?

yep. the Bou' is amazed, from selling chotchkes on the internets to trying to run the worlds Xth largest economy - ladies and gentlemen: Meg Whitman.

california as a cultural sewer

A lot of people have emailed the Bou' in the last few minutes and asked:

HOW CAN I POSSIBLY GET MORE INFORMATION ON DJ DONOVAN?

well, look no further.

After you've enjoyed some "Sexy, Seductive Beats for the Bedroom, Vol. 3" you might enjoy a little light reading such as:


For the very first time in DJ Donovan's professional career, he will create a nostalgic collection of his biggest dancefloor anthems that best rocked his dancefloors at all of his most famous parties in 2008. So for all of you who love those certain "Donovan signature songs" that moved you on the floor and had you singing, this is your chance to obtain your Donovan favorites on one private "exclusive" CD collection not available for sale or in store. All of the songs from "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" were performed live by DJ Donovan during his set on New Year's Eve at City Hall. So for those who rang in the New Year's in Donovan's MAIN ROTUNDA ROOM can now take home the actual emotion and nostalgia of your San Francisco City Hall New Year's Eve 2008 experience with "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" CD. Only New Year's Eve at City Hall Ticketholders who purchase 2 or more pictures from Donovan's New Year's Eve @ City Hall photo gallery (coming soon) will receive a COMPLIMENTARY CD copy of "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" mailed directly to their home!

FREE PRIVATE EVENT
NO RSVP NECESSARY

The Bou' hasn't seen such awesomely lame hucksterism since the okies blew in from the dust bowl.