even the po-po dogs in california are on the medicine

yes, the drug dogs are snorting Tina. The Bou' has to admit, it's gotta be a stressful job, and if you've got those tendencies and your job is to have your nose right in the stuff, well. damnit. that ain't right.

I'm lookin' out for you Balu.

insert devo theme song here

BUT MOM!!!! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME PAM!!!!

So emotionally ravaged by being Californians are middle school children that they are huffing Pam nonstick spray rather than smoking weed.

now there's legislation.

yes, it's gotten that bad.

Failing to see the race to win it

umm, the Bou' is confused about this one.


yes, there are apparently angry people because of "affirmative action for white people"

because new admissions policies at the University of California system "will greatly expand the applicant pool, eliminate the requirement that applicants take two SAT subject tests and reduce the number of students guaranteed admission based on grades and test scores alone."

apparently halfway home does not mean you are half of the way home

California as a special kind of work training program for convicted felons. It's called letting them out of jail so they can commit crimes under government supervision and it's taking the state by storm!!!

Yes, while in a halfway house for transitioning from jail (for bank robbing) Elisa Monique Lipkins went off and rolled a bank she had hit in the past. Good job Elisa and GREAT JOB California!

They take all kinds in California

Sure you can claim Dock Ellis, the LSD popping no hitter pitching all star baseball player is from pittsburgh, but come on, that'd be missing the obvious.

just as soon as the acid wore of california gave him a big bear hug and said "welcome, brother"

Proof is that he died there yesterday.

Now, California's got Barry Bonds, so it's not all that surprising that it would take anyone willing to ruin the great american passtime with drugs - still mixing drug addled hippies and baseball is something only california could love

confusing when to yell geronimo and domino

so, if you're already violating rules like "thou shalt not steal" I suppose it's not too much of a stretch to ignore the whole "look before you leap" thing, right?

I mean, the Bou' is pretty sure that this could happen anywhere, but it happened in California, where apparently it's not only hippies that think it's okay to try to break the law of gravity.

where the grapes are clustered like breasts...

...the streets are filled with vodka.

ahhhh California.

state sponsored meth labs!

let's do a bunch of meth and grade us some exams!