64 year old strippers

Most people think of strippers as, well, not old. Apparently this is not so in California.

Strange to be famous for getting fake tits, but hey, I guess it takes all kinds.

when drugs being prohibited at athletic events is news...

....you have a problem.

and I (do and) don't mean this:



but really san francisco, is this newsworthy? and does the paper have to pretend like it's the end of the world? I mean, the bou' knows your subscriptions are down, but sheesh.

i want everything - nothing less

Henry T. Nicholas III

This week in California CEOs features Henry T. Nicholas III, former CEO of Broadcom (market capitalization $15 Billion).

Backdate stock option grant dates? check.

Overstate earnings almost entirely related to those options for more then $2 Billion? check.

Party a little bit too hard? check.

Party way too hard? check.

Maintain a warehouse of cocain, ecstasy, and meth? check.

Spike the drinks of customers and fellow executives with ecstasy? check.

Really? yes.

Have massive orgies with strippers in a personal sex dungeon? duh.

Check self into rehab for boozin' it up? check.

Networth around $2.5 Billion? check.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Hank Nicholas: