they don't make tin hats for stealing...

...but damnit, they should.

So, the Bou' has to wonder what the root word for TRUSTee is in California because clearly, there is no traditional requirement for being trustworthy. Proof:

"The man planted the stolen ketchup bottle by my bike".

In all fairness the Bou' does support bike riding.

I majored in misspelling and minored in vandalism

You may remember Cyrus Yazdani from earlier KoC posts featuring the benefits of riding public transportation in The Angels - well, he's back in teh news. Yep. after some $300K in damage (all creativity subsidized by the public education system in California) Buket is out of jail after time served waiting for trial.

So much for having his name changed to Bukem.