but mom, all I wanted was cheeseburger for breakfast

Since the 1980s southern California angst and ennui have bundled death and the simple act of getting tasty and convenient food. But perhaps no person since Mike Muir has better summed up the experience than this 66 year old.

insert devo theme song here

BUT MOM!!!! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME PAM!!!!

So emotionally ravaged by being Californians are middle school children that they are huffing Pam nonstick spray rather than smoking weed.

now there's legislation.

yes, it's gotten that bad.