after I get a tattoo on my forehead, I'm gonna burn grandma

it seems reasonable when you live in california to do things that other people might not understand.

apparently one of these things includes making a necklace of your mother's skull and cremating her in a culvert on your farm.

these types of things happen all the time in california.

tattoos of california

i will admit that it's not as bad as getting a tattoo of your area code, but getting a tattoo that says "cali", especially getting a tattoo that says "cali" across your belly in faux western font, it's retarded.

many people will wonder why, but I promise that scientifically, it's been proven that a tattoo of any state other than california is WAY less retarded.

I point this out but I will also point out that t-shirts that are of other states are hit or miss. Regardless, they are more likely to be worn ironically in california in a way that is insulting and belittling to pretty much every other state in the union.

Please do not blame me for faux seventies california sunset t-shirts. it's not my fault.