You commie, homo-loving sons-of-a-gun

yep. california, my friends. it's not enough that the gays run everything, but hollywood (note: in california) thinks it's important enough to boast to itself and the world that they're a bunch of commie pinkos.

oh yeah, and the whole damned movie is about gay politicians.

which dickhead thought of this?

Seriously, a fuzzy man-sized penis?

It's not just san francisco that's got flamers folks

Redding California apparently does too.

Yep, a squirrel with a rainbow speedo apparently got hopped up on amyl nitrate and started a fire in Redding.

IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE????

In related news, for the first time ever, dry vegetation was sparked in northern California that was not marijuana. True.

exploiting cute children in the name of ass sex

missing teeth? check
pig tails? check
holds head at cute angles? check

advocates on behalf of ass sex? check.

ahhhh california!

if you were lucky enough to have rich gay uncles

"Napa Valley's Chanric Inn is one half boutique hotel and one half the kind of place your rich gay uncles would live in...if you were lucky enough to have rich gay uncles."

THEY SAID IT, NOT ME.

homes built in harmony with anything

Look here mahatma, talk all you want about feng shwoosh or whatever, but when you start building your home in harmony with ANYTHING but especially something with two As in it, you're OBVIOUSLY building your yurt in California.

I can't have said it better than some commenter on the original article who said: "Oh yes, the ancient Vedic traditions of austerity, humility and harmony with nature are fully embodied in a 4000 square foot house with a swimming pool in a remote, drought-stricken area sparcely populated by people who live in shacks and trailers."

Oh but it gets worse! They've INVADED IOWA!!!

lovable, but bastards none the less - sham weddings to boot

This past weekend the Bou' did some wedding.

Hang on ladies, and don't worry, the Bou' himself did not get hitched: he was doin' the hitchin'.

I won't get too much into the details (naming names and such) because, well, I was paid not to, but let me just tell you:

There were bastards involved.

This is how California seems to work these days:

We've been living together IN SIN for years, we have a little bastard of our own already, are probably collecting all sorts of government handouts for it too, but we want to have a party - let's pretend to get married!

I'm pretty sure that in all of the hullabaloo surrounding the rampant gay marriages goin' on right now no one bothered to notice that THIS WAS A SHAM WEDDING.

I have two words for you all:

SMOKE

and

MIRRORS

But the food was really good, and the wine was all local. Pretty much totally amazing actually.

What kind of a state lets this sort of thing happen?

NOT THE KIND THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO STAY IN THE UNION THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!

kick 'em out!

ass sex and carpet munching

well now they've done it.

the gays can get married in california now. not just in crazy san francisco, but the whole damned soon to be former state.

now is your chance!!!

same sex ballroom cha cha?

look, I can't make this stuff up. same sex ballroom dancing. women dressed as men, women dressed as, well, women. but whatever. don't be fooled by the uk.youtube.com address of this embed. Focus on the song. CALIFORNIA DREAMING. PROOF POSITIVE!