Wednesday, July 1, 2009

child labor laws and non-celebutards

Ah Los Angeles, where there are RULES damnit. REAL RULES. RULES that say you can't make even just one child work more than a few hours a day, let alone eight of them that are forever doomed to D class reality trip.

I predict a "jesus christ - the pathos is killing me" tag on this one.

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Friday, May 15, 2009

any guesses on settlement figures?

One of the Bou's favorite things about California cops is how they seem hell bent on giving money to criminals.

take the likely settlement associated with this kick in the face.


give the guy credit for knowing when resistance is futile and making your job easier instead of kicking him in the face while he is lying prone and not moving.

oh yeah, and a few hundred thousand dollars too. good idea. THAT'll teach 'im.

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

you can have my logo when you peel it from my cold dead head

ah, california. where even outlaw motorcycle gangs have copyrighted their logos and the man is absurdly stupid enough to think they can take ownership of the trademark because a bunch of OUTLAWS are such strict followers of copyright law.

I am not making this up.

So, if one were to, say search for images of the mongol motorcycle logo, the first image you find is of this guy, who really seems like the kind of guy that is concerned with making sure Disney isn't being harmed by bootlegged copies of Bambi getting into the mits of kittens.

yeesh.

This guy almost tops the nazi wearing the tie die the Bou' saw on the bus!

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

what is sew it back on and send him back to jail? duh

how else would california question the answer "Skylar Deleon, who cut his penis off in jail with a razor blade had this done to him by the man"?

A phenominal story by any stretch, but extra special awesome when alex trebek answers it.

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Friday, October 3, 2008

san francisco no home for gafflers say police

it's official, the po-po says "you can't gaff people". which means it's now totally okay to buy drugs on the street!

100% PURE AWESOMENESS.

Gafflers be damned

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