tattoos of california

i will admit that it's not as bad as getting a tattoo of your area code, but getting a tattoo that says "cali", especially getting a tattoo that says "cali" across your belly in faux western font, it's retarded.

many people will wonder why, but I promise that scientifically, it's been proven that a tattoo of any state other than california is WAY less retarded.

I point this out but I will also point out that t-shirts that are of other states are hit or miss. Regardless, they are more likely to be worn ironically in california in a way that is insulting and belittling to pretty much every other state in the union.

Please do not blame me for faux seventies california sunset t-shirts. it's not my fault.

sprouts for a living? come on!

I received a communication from someone in California via an online chat in which I was informed that they SOLD SPROUTS FOR A LIVING!!!!

SPROUTS!

FOR A LIVING!!!

Okay, selling sprouts is bad enough, but doing it for a living?

KICK 'EM OUT!!!!

goddamned happy cows

cows aren't happy animals. Come on, at least half of them are all gothed out in all black anyway.