proof of concept

A lot of people have been asking the Bou' exactly what would happen if California was kicked out of the union.

Well, I think it's pretty obvious that the first thing that would happen would be that Vermont would no longer be embarrassed by having its state seal near the state seal of California.

After that though, I'm pretty sure that laser guns will be put on Angel island.

Oh yeah, remember star wars - the idea that for a few trillion dollars lasers would defeat communism? Well, yep, California invented that too.

fashionistas that are basically naked

It's entirely possible that Boutros' problem is that he is at the Coachella music festival (undoubtedly the subject of a future post), but I've got to point out that wearing as close to nothing as possible but calling it fashion is approximately totally bogus.

You are trying to be naked in public, not fashionable.

In addition to faux vintage tshirts that you can see through being worn with no undergarments, the Bou has noticed actual breasts hanging out of clothes with people completely oblivious to them (well, the rightful owners were oblivious, everyone else seemed to notice).

Yes, it's hot in the dessert. No, being naked is probably not the best solution to the heat.

I will again point to our donation page. For far less than the $400 that fashionistas spend to be naked you can sleep well knowing we're doing our part to relegate these ladies to the same status of San Tropez - as in OUT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!