dude, what we like need is like some bong sports

The San Francisco CHRONICal. I mean, the Bou' doesn't need to say anything else.

pass it to the left hand side.

SAVE YOURSELF!!!!

CALIFORNIA IS BURNINATING!!!

THERE IS STILL TIME TO KICK IT OUT OF THE UNION IN HOPES THAT THE WHOLE STATE WILL SOMEHOW BE MORE INCLINED TO FALL INTO THE OCEAN SPARING THE REMAINING UNITED STATES!!!!!!