vegan terrorists

miltant animal rights activists... hmmm...

the Bou' wonders which state they'd come from...

oh wait, no he doesn't. California, my friends. California is where Daniel Andreas San Diego, who bombed multiple facilities who contracted with an animal testing facility, lived...wait for it...no, not in the woods (good guess though) the suburban sprawl of wine country. gotta love it.

queue the line from repo man...

"I blame society - society made me what I am"

so take THAT wine country

in keeping with a theme here...

is it really news that two random people have decided to cancel a vacation for any reason?

I mean, sure, the Bou' couldn't tell if there was some special interest story here like the guy on the right had cancer or something, but really folks, if your goal is reporting on a movement, well, do some reporting; if your goal is to start a movement - oh wait this IS a Hearst paper after all.

if you were lucky enough to have rich gay uncles

"Napa Valley's Chanric Inn is one half boutique hotel and one half the kind of place your rich gay uncles would live in...if you were lucky enough to have rich gay uncles."

THEY SAID IT, NOT ME.

lovable, but bastards none the less - sham weddings to boot

This past weekend the Bou' did some wedding.

Hang on ladies, and don't worry, the Bou' himself did not get hitched: he was doin' the hitchin'.

I won't get too much into the details (naming names and such) because, well, I was paid not to, but let me just tell you:

There were bastards involved.

This is how California seems to work these days:

We've been living together IN SIN for years, we have a little bastard of our own already, are probably collecting all sorts of government handouts for it too, but we want to have a party - let's pretend to get married!

I'm pretty sure that in all of the hullabaloo surrounding the rampant gay marriages goin' on right now no one bothered to notice that THIS WAS A SHAM WEDDING.

I have two words for you all:

SMOKE

and

MIRRORS

But the food was really good, and the wine was all local. Pretty much totally amazing actually.

What kind of a state lets this sort of thing happen?

NOT THE KIND THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO STAY IN THE UNION THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!

kick 'em out!