speedballs for everyone! or your peanut butter got into my chocolate california style

So the other day the Bou' was trying to get de-wormed with a boatload of Levasole, and someone totally mixed in a bunch of cocaine into the Bou's de-worming medicine. Man, I swear these Californians seem like they're just messing with people sometimes.

Really, can you think of a more californian newspaper article than "Most cocaine diluted with unsafe livestock drug"?