The Donation Page!!!

A lot of people have asked, and part of the reason why we haven't answered was because it was abalone season opening and we were up in the wine country celebrating.

Makes you sick doesn't it? Damned Lazy.

Anyway, there's a real reason: The cabin is off-grid. To make matters worse, we used up the battery on our “designed in California” laptop watching a foreign film.

So, getting back to this whole donation thing:

Yes. we make money. We're not telling you how exactly because that'd be cheating,

but – a big part of it is incredibly straightforward:

You give it to us. It's the right thing to do. Quick, easy, ensures either your place or our place in hell, probably both. And, it's something to be proud of.

Here's an actual scenario:

You are at your workstation when someone sends you a link from this fine website. You chuckle or you get angry, then you realize how true what we say is.

You realize how much better off EVERYONE would be if California was not part of the United States of America.

Then you ask yourself “but, what can I do?” and we shake our heads that you did not notice all the places where we told you to give us money.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? We're supposed to be on the same side in this battle and you're wasting valuable time!

Probably then, but maybe after you read a few more posts on the blog, or maybe admire the powerful logo on the homepage, you end up here.

We've been advised not to make suggestions for donations. People may think the amount we suggest is too high. People may think it's too low.

Screw 'em. How about 5 bucks? In some neighborhoods in Los Angeles (and I use the term lightly as in LA neighbors are there for suing and nothing else) 5 bucks won't even buy a half caf latte with agave nectar. Actually, that may be true in all neighborhoods in LA that have half caf lattes with agave nectar.

Whatever. typing this stuff is time consuming. My latte's gotten cold and you're still reading without donating.

Since it's taking so long I'm upping the suggestion to twenty bucks.

Make it happen:

Now, go and tell your friends. We're not an army of one and we don't think you should be either.

A note about taxes:

Another thing a lot of people are wondering is “is my donation tax deductible?” Well, I guess it depends on how comfortable you are lying to the tax man. We're certainly not going to give you any paperwork to help out. We want California kicked out of the union, not to go to jail. Hey, we hate taxes almost as much as the folks at Jarvis.

We are a for profit organization. You are giving us money (at least you should be if you're still reading this drivel) because we share values.

Actually, we may not, but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't give us money to help achieve our common goal:

A United States free from California.

If in the process of getting there we spend money you give us on locally produced vegetarian rennet goat cheese and local artichoke heart infused batards after a nice hike in the redwoods, well, that seems about right no?